The people at The Sims are just the best
That is rather brilliant! :P
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
(I kept my hair pretty short in college. Despite that, I seemed to go through my supply of shampoo and conditioner after two weeks.)
Me: “I don’t know how I’m using so much. I have really short hair, and it’s just vanishing. You’re not using any of it are you?”
Roommate: “Nuh-uh. I use that anti-frizz stuff that has to sit in my hair for five minutes before I rinse. Maybe the bottles are leaking.”
(I decide to dye my hair blue next time I go to the store, and dump an extra bottle of fast-acting dye into my shampoo to help keep the color from fading so fast. The next day my roommate is taking one of her famously long showers…)
Roommate: *blood-curdling shriek*
Me: “What’s wrong?! Are you okay?!”
Roommate: “My HAIR!”
(She storms out of our bathroom to reveal her waist length, platinum blonde hair dyed with varying shades of teal.)
Me: “Oh, my god. You’ve been using my shampoo!”
Roommate: “Why is there blue dye in your shampoo?!”
Me: “Serves you right for using my stuff without asking, AND lying to me about it. You brought this on yourself.”
Roommate: “My parents are going to kill me!”
(Her parents weren’t very amused when they saw her, but at least she never used my shampoo again!)Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRight.com!: Does Big Fat Liar come to mind when reading this? Did to me.
Here’s the thing. If you’re gonna drive through a parking lot, fucking follow the little arrows that are painted on the asphalt. It tells you the direction of which you are suppose to drive through. Not the opposite direction, not the direction that will get you to the parking spot the fastest, but seriously people? I don’t care you are, but if you are a Prius driver, you’re a fucking snob ass bitch. I don’t care if you’re trying to help the environment, but your snob ass can follow the directions to go through a parking lot to avoid an accident… Stupid bitch…
What happened when strangers saw a little boy shivering outside without a coat. See the full video here.
That’s some fierce booty.
booty game HELLA STRONG
— artwork by Finni Chang | please do not remove credit —
Playing around a little with coloring styles! I have a longstanding love for Eevees from since I was 9 years old, with my favorites being Umbreon and Espeon. But there’s a new Eeveelution in town and she is the creepiest of all….. with them flesh bows and those glassy soulless eyes……………….. 8)
I really like the look of flat colors, where everything feels just a little paperlike, but images without shading also tend to look unfinished, so I’m trying to find a balance.
I’ve gotten really good at those foresty greens, thanks Zelda.